1 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:11,845 In the eighties, 2 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:13,722 it was only talked about in the program by Sally Jessy Raphael. 3 00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,974 She was a white woman with three names, 4 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:20,479 two shoulder pads and one concept: worry everyone for nothing. 5 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,022 Bye, mom. 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,567 Okay, be careful on the street, Drew, Chris or Tonya. 7 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,652 Next, let's discuss 8 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,281 the dangers of brothers who are not friends. 9 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:37,912 Distant brothers today, addicts and killers tomorrow. 10 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,874 Why are you and Drew? Aren't you going to school together? 11 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,210 We don't go to school together. 12 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,759 What? Aren't you friends at school? 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,928 Do you want him to be an addicted killer? 14 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:54,554 No. 15 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,182 You and your brother should be inseparable, 16 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,892 like best friends. 17 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:01,060 I don't want him walking with the wrong group. 18 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,480 It's good for you to be stuck together, like Cain and Abel. 19 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,607 She only read the Bible for beginners. 20 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,484 Why? Drew's friends are cool. 21 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:08,943 Most of them live in the dojo. 22 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,571 Dojo one day, white powder the next. 23 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,406 It's your job to take care of him, 24 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,243 and if you don't take it, You'll have to take care of it here. 25 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,125 Drew! Wait. 26 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,419 Wouldn't it be cool if you went by bus today? 27 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,296 With me? Please? 28 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,173 Okay, sure. 29 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,883 You can go without me. 30 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,678 This is the worst day of my life. 31 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,432 Drug. Jerome is on the stairs today. 32 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,434 Hey, little guy who lives right there. 33 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,978 Drop a dollar over here. 34 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:50,068 My black Jesus! 35 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:52,612 Let me pass you a dollar. 36 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,780 It cost. 37 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,573 Will replace what I lost doing magic. 38 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,534 And have a little something for yourself, Drew's brother. 39 00:01:57,535 --> 00:01:59,619 But what... 40 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,996 Damn! 41 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,627 There's no place. 42 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,254 Look here, Drew. 43 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,339 Sit on mine. 44 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,635 Here, Drew. Please sit down. 45 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,767 Next, Nancy Reagan will teach us how to do the perfect thing... 46 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:23,810 Tonya, wait a minute. 47 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,979 Now that Drew go to Chris's school, 48 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,605 you will get home first every day, 49 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:31,610 so we decided it's ready to have your own key. 50 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:38,116 By the power of this key, 51 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:42,204 I'm an adult! 52 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:44,497 I don't believe. 53 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,833 My little girl You can now be alone at home. 54 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,669 Finally! Thank you, thank you! 55 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,589 Wait a minute! It's a big responsibility. 56 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,299 We are trusting you to enter the house 57 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,800 and take care of everything here alone. 58 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,094 Don't mess around with the key, don't let anyone in 59 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,971 and leave the windows and locked doors. 60 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,140 Do you think the thieves Don't know how to climb? 61 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:05,643 Their hands are good for two things: climbing and stealing. 62 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,978 Okay, you can go. 63 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,022 I love you, baby. 64 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,651 Son of a bitch! 65 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,944 And now we will hear a father's story 66 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,947 whose son jumped off a bridge behind a crazy spring. 67 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,533 Rochelle, guess what I have? 68 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,535 I know what you have, it gave me three children. 69 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:26,164 No! It's a two for one coupon to the seafood restaurant 70 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:27,791 which broadcasts baseball games. 71 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,085 Fishing of the Day! Let's go out to dinner there! 72 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,046 I'm not going to any restaurant of seafood. 73 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:35,590 There's a Sally Jessy episode 74 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:38,217 in which a beautiful and hard-working mother of three ate a fish, 75 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,677 and do you know what happened? 76 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,054 Did she thank her husband for dinner? 77 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,014 She grew gills, Julius! 78 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,850 You won't see me eating never a fish again. 79 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,435 Why don't you go with one of your friends? 80 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,896 Friends? I have three children, two jobs, 81 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,231 a wife and zero seconds of free time. 82 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,651 Only rich people have adult friends. 83 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,861 Come on, you have a lot of friends. 84 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,238 How about the... 85 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,701 Have fun at work, darling. 86 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:04,744 TATTAGLIA COLLEGE 87 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,163 You weren't robbed, they gave you a seat on the bus 88 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,290 and the driver Did he still give you a lollipop? 89 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,501 - Strange, isn't it? - Strange, but great. 90 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,128 When you're with Drew, receives the splash of popularity. 91 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,546 His splashes are on you! 92 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,173 I don't want the splashes 93 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,967 if I am only known as "Drew's brother". 94 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:22,304 This is already happening and we have to reap the benefits. 95 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,515 I think if they see me with it, They'll think I'm cool. 96 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:26,933 Exactly. 97 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,686 They'll think we're cool. 98 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:30,937 What's up, babe? 99 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,899 I'm another mother's brother from Drew's brother. 100 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:41,114 Before it existed the American ninja warrior, 101 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:44,952 my father was the warrior American "no time for friends." 102 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,084 EXIT 103 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,045 He avoided situations that could lead to friendship 104 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,756 like Wesley Snipes dodged taxes. 105 00:04:58,757 --> 00:04:59,841 Good morning, Julius. 106 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:02,176 My solo show "The Great Gordsby" 107 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,344 It's on the weekend. 108 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,888 I would love for you to go! 109 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,516 Did you already know? My doctor said 110 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,727 that this little problem It's totally normal, but... 111 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,061 Julius, I need help. 112 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,773 I just crashed my truck in one of our colleagues. 113 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,909 How are you... 114 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:27,994 What the hell! 115 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,164 - Who are you? - My name is Romeo. 116 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,373 First day. 117 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,043 The boss said it will take a week 118 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,211 to prepare my truck and... 119 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,883 align my deliveries with yours. 120 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,136 So it is. 121 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:48,932 Beauty. 122 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,228 Hi. I was really looking for you. 123 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:57,065 - Do you want to go on a date with us? - Meeting? Yes! 124 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,233 Oh my God, I never found it wish this day would come! 125 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,528 - We're talking to Drew. - Okay, it's going to be cool. 126 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,449 But you can come too, Drew's brother. 127 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,828 Greg was right. 128 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:13,498 Even if I were to get arrested in the shadow of Drew 129 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:17,001 and seen only as "Drew's brother", I didn't care, 130 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,295 because Drew's brother I had a date. 131 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,255 Drew was the one who had it, But I was going to be there, 132 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,509 and he's not a multitasker. 133 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:28,137 If I don't get home, Mom will kill me 134 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,432 and Lord Omar will have to do my funeral. 135 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,725 Mr Omar! And that! 136 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,185 This what? What did you think? 137 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,938 Hi, Low Blow. I thought of a way to enter the house 138 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,648 before mom finish her chores. 139 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:41,734 I just remembered that Mr. Omar always come home 140 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,778 at quarter past three to console a widow. 141 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:47,699 Excuse me, I was called by my dark lord. 142 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,995 Thank you, Mr Omar. See you tomorrow at three-fifteen. 143 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,289 In fact, Miss Tonya, You won't see me, no. 144 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:58,709 I'm going to a coffin convention in Atlantic City. 145 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,586 Tragic! 146 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:03,256 Atlantic City? Serious? 147 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,674 Come on, my sweetness. 148 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:06,760 Let's fill this hole in your heart. 149 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,058 How was your day, love? 150 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,226 Informative. 151 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:19,188 I saw it on an episode of Sally Jessy that men can get pregnant, 152 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,773 they just don't want to. 153 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,025 Excellent. 154 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:26,112 My God! Am I pregnant? We don't have money for another baby! 155 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,446 Not even for the ones we already have! 156 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,367 Julius, calm down. I want to know how your day was. 157 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,996 I had coffee, ate half a donut. 158 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,749 I shared my truck with a guy named Romeo, 159 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,044 I ate the other half of the donut. 160 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,046 Wait a minute! 161 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,715 Do you have a truck buddy? That's great, love. 162 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,968 What is he like? What did you talk about? 163 00:07:57,102 --> 00:08:00,938 Julius. The poor man He didn't ask to stay there with you. 164 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,940 The least you can do is to be nice to him. 165 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,026 The least you can do is to let me sleep. 166 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:08,446 Sally Jessy also said that men who talk back to their wives 167 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:09,822 mysteriously disappear. 168 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,574 See you in the morning. 169 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:12,910 Who knows. 170 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,704 COLLEGE SAVINGS 171 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,373 Where's the damn spare key? 172 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,583 Tonya, what are you doing? 173 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,710 Nothing, mom. I thought you left. 174 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,045 What are you doing? 175 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,838 Walking around my house? 176 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,717 I'm glad you still He didn’t go to school, come here. 177 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,261 The meat needs to defrost before dinner. 178 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:34,388 I have a salon appointment in the afternoon, 179 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,141 I need you to put this in the oven as soon as you get home, 180 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,018 at 2:30 pm and not a minute later. 181 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,605 The worst thing after a thief It's salmonella, the meat thief. 182 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,774 Yes, mom. 183 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,779 Drug! How am I going to get home today? 184 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,740 The window! 185 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:58,080 Tonya, that's why you It's everyone's favorite! 186 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,207 Phil Hartman is the funniest member 187 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,834 — from the SNL cast now. - What? 188 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,545 Eddie Murphy is the best in the world just for that James Brown number. 189 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,713 "My God!" 190 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:11,717 Eddie Murphy is the best in the world just for that James Brown number. 191 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,803 That's what I just said. 192 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:16,305 Hello? Is anyone listening to me? 193 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:20,309 For being in Drew's shadow, I ended up having no identity. 194 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:23,229 I was like the Asian guy by the Black Eyed Peas. 195 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,648 Hi Drew. Where's Drew's brother? 196 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,400 Brandy! I'm right here! 197 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:30,444 Yeah, I haven't seen Drew's brother all day. 198 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,947 Hello? Drew's brother is right behind you! 199 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,115 But what a shame. 200 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:37,118 I was going to let him take me out and pay everything, 201 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,246 but for some reason, I don't want to use it anymore. 202 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,082 No! 203 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,671 Good morning, Julius. 204 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:52,217 - Coffee, sugar, cream, cream, cream. - Coffee, sugar, cream, cream, cream. 205 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,304 We are cream brothers. 206 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:01,018 The least you can do is be nice! 207 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,896 Don't come and mix me up, no! 208 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,317 Romeo. 209 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,569 If you come to get a coffee when they refuel, 210 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:14,740 you can catch a few extra Styrofoam cups. 211 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,824 Let it go. 212 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:20,911 If it comes between eight and fifty and nine o'clock, 213 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,788 can you catch the donuts from the previous day 214 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,999 before they go in the trash. 215 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,626 I'm a bitch. 216 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,502 Me too! 217 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,296 Have you ever made your own toothbrush? 218 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,257 For what? I have a perfect brush right here. 219 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,884 Our! 220 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,469 TATTAGLIA COLLEGE 221 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,304 Greg, can you see me? 222 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,349 Yes. Why couldn't I? 223 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,351 Because no one else can! 224 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,311 Wait, maybe you can see me 225 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,229 because he's even more of a loser than me! 226 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,523 Yes, exactly. Wait, I don't want that. 227 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,776 Being Drew's brother turned me into a nobody, 228 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,362 and I need to find a way to step out of his shadow. 229 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,907 He's fine, but he'd rather go back to being the skinny nerd that everyone hates? 230 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,534 What? No! Both options are terrible. 231 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,787 I will arrange something cool for me. 232 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,663 That day, I tried everything 233 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,958 and all things to create a new identity. 234 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,627 The guy who wears the backpack forward. 235 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:10,504 No. 236 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,423 Literally the clown in the room. 237 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,009 - No! - Damn! 238 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,345 The anti-hero guy, teenage heartthrob. 239 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,721 No one will fall for that. 240 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,556 - Hey guys. And there? - "My God!" 241 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,975 Chris, that was awesome. 242 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,353 Guys, look at this. 243 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,901 "It's really hot in that bathtub!" 244 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,568 Eddie Murphy? 245 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,195 - Very funny. - Cool. 246 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,948 Wow, you're really good at this. 247 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,865 Wow, it worked! 248 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,785 You stepped out of Drew's shadow and found his own personality. 249 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,789 Doing a guy imitation who did an imitation of another guy. 250 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,421 BREAD KNIFE, FOR CARVING, FOR INTRUDERS 251 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,672 If it's a thief, 252 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,134 I'll cut it out your hands like a thief! 253 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,602 That's what I thought. 254 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,981 Our next guests are four elderly prostitutes 255 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,983 who inspired super babes. 256 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,192 What are you doing at home? 257 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,696 I finished my deliveries early and wanted to take a nap before returning. 258 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:19,864 Cool. 259 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,950 By chance a certain new friend had something to do with it? 260 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,493 Maybe it has. 261 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,203 Just tell me I was right, Julius. 262 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,580 Of course I was right! 263 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,790 Romeo and I really have a lot in common. 264 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,875 In fact, we're going to dinner. 265 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,835 That's great, love. 266 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,212 Mainly because now I don't have to go. 267 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,174 His wife must be too happy to have a night to herself. 268 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:41,552 - Without a wife, he is single. - No. You can never see him again. 269 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:44,638 Rochelle, you can't tell me who I can or cannot see. 270 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,932 Julius, single at that age are problematic. 271 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,185 They frequent strip clubs, they have weird animals, 272 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,519 lips always chapped. 273 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,146 Rochelle, this is crazy. 274 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,231 Let me guess: That's what Sally said? 275 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,609 I should watch something else. 276 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,485 She said you would say that. 277 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,403 I think you're exaggerating. 278 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,907 Look, the nap is over, get to work! 279 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,161 My husband works so much, 280 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,788 and I wish I hadn't pressured him making friends. 281 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,168 Now he has zero jobs, two wives and six children. 282 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,253 And think that this wouldn't have happened 283 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,255 if you left your husband live his life. 284 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,008 Rochelle. 285 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,510 You don't know me, Sally! 286 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,386 For me, it did. 287 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,721 TATTAGLIA COLLEGE 288 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,391 Chris, I heard you imitate well Eddie Murphy. 289 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:32,186 I adore him, he is the right type of his race. 290 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,063 Stand up and show me. 291 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:37,108 Okay, if you insist. 292 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,194 "Do you think we have surprise proof? 293 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,989 I think we have surprise proof. My God!” 294 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,493 You're not funny. 295 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,704 People are just laughing because Drew told them to laugh. 296 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:51,957 You suck, Black James. 297 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,795 Do you laugh at that? 298 00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,922 But what is this? 299 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,174 It's closed! 300 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,051 No. 301 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,262 The meat thief! 302 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,321 - Salmonella! - Salmonella! 303 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,993 If salmonella doesn't kill me, my mother kills! 304 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,370 You told people laugh at my imitation? 305 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,124 - Yes, what's the problem? - Do you know what it feels like? 306 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,877 CHRIS - DIED OF LAUGHTER OUT OF SYMPATHY 307 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:46,218 The problem is that it is mortifying! 308 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,887 Mom asked me to take care from you, then... 309 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,182 But I'm your big brother, I'm the one who should take care of you. 310 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,644 How can you take care of me? 311 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,984 Hey! As sensei Jason says, 312 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,322 "hugs before pushes, But pushes deserve pushes." 313 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:10,534 - Drew! Drew! - Drew! Drew! 314 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,871 I hate being in the same school as you! 315 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,334 You tore my favorite blouse! 316 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,544 That was an accident! 317 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,215 If the kick were one centimeter lower, 318 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,885 I wouldn't have children. 319 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,055 I'm so screwed! 320 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,766 What are you doing, little sister of the little guy who lives right there? 321 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,809 I lost my house key and I can't get in. 322 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,811 My parents are going to be super mad! 323 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,939 No problem, shorty. Leave it to me. 324 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,360 Jerome! You broke our window! 325 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,445 You're welcome. 326 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,832 This is not the end of us! 327 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,543 We are part of the union! 328 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,218 How do I blame this at Chris? 329 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,930 What's up, Julian? I'm excited for today. 330 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:17,101 Your friend here doesn't usually go out to go to restaurants. 331 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,977 You are married to your job. 332 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,480 I would be too, if I hadn't already I married Rochelle. 333 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,608 No, it's because I only eat at the strip club. 334 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,110 Speaking of which... 335 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,112 Let me thank you for dinner 336 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,198 taking you to eat dessert at Mexe e Remexe. 337 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,368 I don't know, no. 338 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,162 What is it, they have unlimited breasts and thighs. 339 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,330 And chicken too. 340 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,748 The fee is 50 dollars, 341 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,542 but 10 minutes is included in the rosé room. 342 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,086 Fifty dollars! Didn't you say it was a cow's hand? 343 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,548 I am. To spend money with my true passions: 344 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,801 strippers, sparkling wine and with my Jaguar. 345 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,344 Do you drive a Jaguar? 346 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,055 No, it's a jaguar. 347 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,266 It is prohibited to create it in my apartment, 348 00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:00,270 but wow, he almost never attacked no one but me. 349 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,190 Romeo, I'm a family man, 350 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:09,237 so unfortunately I will need postpone all these plans forever. 351 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:15,243 So we can only be co-workers, right? 352 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:28,256 I'll go there and see if my truck it's ready. 353 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:33,260 Hey, we'll always have coffee, sugar and cream, cream, cream. 354 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,512 AND. 355 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,849 Hey, Marquis! See you at Remexe! 356 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,146 What happened to Drew's shirt? 357 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,399 And why are you holding on your balls? 358 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,235 Drew and I had a fight because... 359 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,196 Leave it alone. It's none of your business. 360 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,948 Boys! Shopping! 361 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,497 I envy you. 362 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,332 It's difficult to make new friends. 363 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,293 The more you grow, the less you have in common with people. 364 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,670 All the friends I had When I was younger they already were. 365 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,466 Some moved away, others died, others became police officers. 366 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,343 You two are lucky to have each other. 367 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,054 A brother is someone who you always have time for. 368 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,931 He's a friend from the factory. 369 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,098 Like you and Uncle Lewis? 370 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,644 No! That cocky chiropractor can rot in hell 371 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,396 of fake doctors with podiatrists and dentists! 372 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,148 Okay, my bad. Our! 373 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,235 Boys, go wash for dinner, I'll help your father with the rest. 374 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,487 What did you say to daddy? Are you high? 375 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,740 Nothing! He must just be reflecting about his day, you idiot. 376 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,283 Hey love. 377 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,327 - You were right. - I know. 378 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,411 About what? 379 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,707 Let's just say that Romeo and I Let's just be co-workers. 380 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,460 I don't think I'm going to use that. 381 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,713 Do you think we are rich? We can't waste a coupon. 382 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,090 Shall we go out? 383 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,843 Dinner with my wife and best friend? 384 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,137 It's the best "two for one" there is! 385 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,139 He had a pet tiger, isn't it? 386 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,432 - No. - Panther? 387 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,352 Leopard? Snow leopard? 388 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,522 Thanks for helping. 389 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,816 It's very good I can count on you now. 390 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,193 Mommy, but you can't. 391 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,737 I feel terrible, mommy, terrible! 392 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,531 I had to break the window to come in and... 393 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,783 You what? 394 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,285 Drew and Chris had a fight, 395 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,663 and think about my brothers fighting broke my heart so much 396 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,750 I forgot where I put the key and I was locked out! 397 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,919 Baby, it's okay. 398 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,380 Ask your father and he'll get you another key. 399 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,299 Tonya got away with it again, 400 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,551 but I took revenge on her at your wedding: 401 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,137 I outshone her just by showing up. 402 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,600 Excuse me. I'll talk to your brothers. 403 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,978 So, your Bruce Lee shirt Is it really damaged? 404 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,397 No, I think mom can find a way. 405 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,733 Are you, like, okay? 406 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,192 I still don't know. 407 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,695 It looks like they got together in one. 408 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,114 We admit that we respected each other 409 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:03,369 as every man does with his friends: We don't admit any nonsense. 410 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,040 Did you two fight? 411 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,499 I told you two 412 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,209 stay together so as not to get involved in trouble, and... 413 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,337 - It's my fault. - It's my fault. 414 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,548 - So, if you're going to punish us... - You're going to have to punish us both. 415 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,218 Now you're going to be together, right? 416 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,888 I'm glad my boys are friends. 417 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,264 But that's not how it works. 418 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,933 Chris, you are the oldest 419 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,935 and should set a better example for your brother. 420 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:28,977 You are wiser. 421 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,730 Drew, excuse me. 422 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,153 I will hit you from today until Tuesday. 423 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,491 Sally, I was there calmly, on a normal Tuesday, 424 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,075 and then this other Chris appeared. 425 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,159 CHRIS WHO CATCHED UP UNTIL TUESDAY 426 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,120 But there can only be one of us.